At first, when PETA offered Michael Vick a chance to star in a PSA against dog fighting, he jumped at the opportunity, probably hoping it would help clear his name. But now, PETA is having second thoughts — saying they want him to take psychological tests and receive an MRI to show he’s physically capable of having compassion for animals — party because of Vick’s performance in a handwritten test on animal empathy. Of

course, they’ve kindly released his answers to the public. Some are downright hilarious ( “Chickens have an uncanny ability to think and are very agile. They are very athletic to me.” ) while others actually make me feel bad for the guy ( “Practice what you preech + don’t condone in hyp.” ). Read more of this story »

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Michael Vick Scores 73.5% on PETA’s Animal Empathy Test